dog walkers handwarmer
after collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a “dog sh-t bag”, during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! much cheaper than a peac-ck hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
warning, do not pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
my hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately “billy muttley” had a sh-t, so i bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
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