dog wanker


someone who m-st-rb-t-s dogs.
von (416) is a dog w-nker.
a large person who w-nks his dog off
shez is such a dog w-nker
slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. a dog w-nker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. a dog w-nker will never take the hint!
“i f–king hate that guy, he’s a real dog w-nker.”
1. one who beats off a dog. this may include saying such words as “red rocket” while in the process.

2. one who produces “dog milk”
kevin the dog w-nker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog’s p-n-s.
a person you don’t like very much
johns a dog w-nker
a term of endearment for someone who has just given you a sh-t job or made you look like a c-nt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,
hey terry, that bloke’s a f-ckin dog w-nker.

i agree david, a dog w-nker indeed.

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