Dog Whisperer

the term derives from the name of a television show on the national geographic channel. a cigarette is at times referred to as a “dog” one smoker may say to another “let’s go blow a dog” meaning they would both like to indulge their nicotine cravings by smoking a cigarette. a non-smoker while drunk may suddenly feel the urge to have a cigarette, or one may develop a small cigarette smoking addiction – these people are referred to as a “dog whisperer” one who does not smoke but suddenly decides to consume a tobacco product (possibly in a secret manner) when a “dog whisperer” asks for a pull of another’s cigarette (which happens often quite due to their refusal to purchase their own pack) they might say “can i tell your dog a secret?” what is best advised is in a room full of “dog whisperers” it is best to keep your pack hidden, or tell everyone you have one cigarette left (even if you have more than half a pack)
phil: “dylan, can a b-m a cigarette?”
dylan: “absolutely not, since when do you smoke?”
phil: “i don’t know i just kind of want one…i smoke sometimes when i’m drunk…please?”
dylan: “my bad dog whisperer, i didn’t realize you were a smoker like that…”
a male who sleeps with fat/ugly females and keeps it on the down low. some of your friends are probably dog whisperers and you didn’t even know it.
i saw this monster of a woman at 7am leaving our house! matt’s a f-ckin dog whisperer!