Dogbert
genetically he may be a dog, but dogbert is no man’s best friend. he treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for dilbert, who’s no master–or match–for dogbert. (although he wouldn’t admit it, if push came to shove, he’d protect the b-mbler. and never let him forget it).
his not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. he anointed himself st. dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.
we’re very fortunate to be living in the time of dogbert.
1. a character in the daily comic strip “dilbert” by scott adams. he is dilbert’s pet (or is dibert dogbert’s pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. the eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers’ personal slaves.
3. one of my role models.
1. dogbert hates most humans.
2. all hail dogbert.
3. dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the pointy-haired boss.
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