Dogfish Dick
the male s-xual disorder often characterized by the inability to -j-c-l-t- due to the excessive consumption of dogfish head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
after an evening at the turtle with the “wild hogs”, mr. marino returned home to seduce his wife by m-ssaging her back only for her to later discover that he had dogfish d-ck.
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