Dogilect
the act of grammar and word misuse in compliance with the popular internet “doge” memes. the wording usually consists of short, quick, one or two word expressions, and almost always includes a cl-ssic “wow” superimposed somewhere on the photo. words like “much” and “such” can be placed before almost any misspelled word to create the proper dogilect format.
wow.
much definition
so lern
very example
writin in dogilect
wow.
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