dogistics
the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.
mary: i want to go to barbados, but i’m not sure what to do with my beloved dog, molly.
john: you could put her in a kennel…
mary: no way! those things are filthy and molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!
john: well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.
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