dogmonkey


the persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.
that western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore
n.

a male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. must satisfy stringent criteria: namely – 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks ‘seabiscuits’, drives at night with his lights off etc…

vb. – to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit
dan: ” gal, hold my drink, i’m going to dogmonkey that broad.”
gal: ” fresh. i’ll be at the bar – nick’s just got a pack of lucky strikes in…”

nick: ” steve, is mario a dogmonkey”
steve: ” pfft, he’s only 5 ft 9…”
half-breed creature, half churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on
man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

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