Dog’s Dick


dog’s d-ck is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, it can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as c-nts or f-ckers.

although dog’s d-ck doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.
fred – “dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? andys forgot to get me!”

dave-“haha, ok pal…ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you”

fred -“he f-cks me off sumtimes,hes such a f-cking dog’s d-ck”
1. a poor example of its type.
2. something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

the opposite of dogs b-ll-cks. mainly british use.
‘that was a dog’s d-ck of a chat up, mate.’
‘that cg125 of yours is a dog’s d-ck.’
meaning the best, much like you would use “the bee’s knees” or “the cats meow”.
“man there’s nothing like going to wacky wings and then to the gold, it’s the dog’s d-ck!”

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