Dogs lipstick
what a h-rny dog gets. the males are the only one who experience this. it is just a dogs erection and it looks like a pink lipstick. stay far away if your a man – the dog may start humping your leg. if you are a girl – dont us the lipstick.
man 1: dude my girl got drunk and gave my dog a bl-wj-b!
man 2: woah wtf!!!!!!????
man 1: she put on her dogs lipstick.
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