dogs

dogs are angelic creatures that deserve love and respect. dogs are sweet and they love their owners and their owners love them back. anyone who abuses and doesn’t like dogs is a cruel monster and should go to h-ll. dogs are innocent and beautiful in their own way. there is no such thing as a mean dog.
person a: aren’t dogs the sweetest?
person b: i know, they really are. i love dogs.
a four legged creature that loves to sniff b-tts, hump legs and roll in the nastiest stuff possible. most are dumb as sh-t but extremely loyal and protective to people they like.
my boyfriend was such an -sshole that i dumped him and got a dog instead.
not a cat.

gotta love blackadder.
“definition of a dog: not a cat” = baldrick, blackadder iii (british comedy)
the domestic dog is a domesticated canid witch has been bred into certain characteristics over thousands i years also a cute lovable companion also know as mans best freind
mom can we get a dog
man’s best friend, next to tv.
hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
mans best friend,comes in all shapes and sizes,always hungry,don`t talk back, constantly listening for the word bye-bye,wont ever p-ss up a back scratch
fee fee loved to go bye bye,and then have one of the nieghbor dogs push her home.
a guy who hits and runs, as in he tells girls what they wanna hear to get in their panties and as soon as he gets the p-ssy, he’s gone. unable to commit to one woman. dog.
paul is a dog. don’t date him!!!