Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds


shown during the 1980’s dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace britain’s television screens. based on the novel ‘the three musketeers’ by alexandre dumas, it follows dogtanian as he travels to paris to train as a muskerhound. upon arriving in paris dogtanian soon befriends porthos, athos & aramis and they have many adventures together while dogtanian works towards becoming a muskerhound.
“did you see dogtanian yesterday?”

“no, sorry i was doing homework.”

“g-d, you’re pathetic. don’t even look at me.”

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