dogtard


a r-t-rded dog.
not able to function as a normal dog.
my dog is a f-cking dogtard.
my stupid f-cking animal is a dogtard.
dogtard, short for dog r-t-rded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.
i saw another dogtard at the dog park today. his german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.

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