dogwatch
when yelled means for all guys in the room to throw a net over the ugly and/or annoying b-tch and bark a bunch of times while throwing her out of the party.
dude, that chick is being a b-tch we need her to leave
“dogwatch”
dog watch.
-adjective,
1. commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a ‘rank’ female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye
“mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot”
a very short amount of time.
he was only home for a dogwatch before he was off again.
activity which takes place in public open sp-ces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people’s dogs and discussing their relative coolness
they had dissertations to write, but they decided they’d rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch
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