doif


an expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.
– “i got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain”.
– “did you really? doif”.
a male house-wife or a domestic male. someone unemployed of the male variety who spends his time in the home cooking and cleaning for the family.
being a doif, jack was used to the daily tasks of cooking for his family and cleaning up after them after they’ve all went off to school and work.
is a word used to discribe a person who has said something or done an act that would be considered really stupid. it is sometimes shouted at a stupid person in moments of fustration. it originated in cork, ireland but is becoming popular worldwide and on the internet.
-what is the capital of america again? mexico?

-dude you are such a doif!

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