doig
the act of putting ones p-n-s in an -n-s whilst the -n-s exretes faeces
i’ve got corn in my d-ck, from doiging my misses last night.
a word that has no meaning, and therefore can be used in any context/as a subst-tute for anything to inject humour into an otherwise tedious situation. derived from the legendary name of a certain teacher of music… mr. doig, who’s whereabouts to this day are unknown, but his spirit lives on in us all!
“have a very doig day sir.”
“the good, the bad and the doigly!”
“dude, p-ss me the doiging ketchup please.”
“doig’s hut stinks of p-ss-flaps and cheese!”
the term doig came from a small town in w.a. it was originaly a cigarette but it has progressed into a word of great beauty that can be used in every day language. evolution process:
-go for a doig
-doiging it up
-you’re a doig
-doig fish salad!
“you a doig?”
“small doig”
“doig fish salad”
“doig breath”
“you’ve got poo in your mouth”
ghetto, or sh-tty part of town:
“gonna go for some beers down the doig tonight”
“lock your sh-t man, we’re in the doig”
“gonna go tag some doig b–tches”
“gotta go to the doctor, i got me a case of doig dong”
a woman who likes really hard fast s-x.
she was going like a doig last night.
1. to insult or disrespect someone.
2. a comment/observation made by a third party who witnessed someone being insulted or disrespected.
“oh, you got doiged!”
“doig!”
“i doiged you!”
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