doing a diane
when you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.
doing a diane…
diane : “oh my god, i got 92%!”
everyone in the cl-ss: “shut up diane, you memorised the mark scheme…”
diane : “no i didn’t! i swear!”
-she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb c-nt-
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