doing a jj
when you do something completely unnecessary… usually spending far too much money and time in the process. it may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to “strategize” for a couple of days. the finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
did you see the new “people = winning” slogan… he’s definitely doing a jj
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