Doing a John
entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.
“see that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a john.”
“dirty b-st-rd”
2 more definitions
l-sting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a s-xual proposition for an undetermined number of years.
often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
so my little sister just started junior school. yeah, she is doing really well, better than i was at that age. hey john, i won’t be in lesson because i’ve got to go and pick her up at three.
four more years…
to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker
‘d-mnit five hands and im all out!’
‘shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!’
-crys then begins to m-st-rb-t–
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