Doing a Mace
announcing that you intend to do something but then pull out at the last minute much to the annoyance of everyone involved.
person 1: hey, would you like to move in with me?
person 2: of course.
day before moving in-
person 2: oh i can’t move in, i’m a complete b-st-rd.
person 1: ‘doing a mace’ i see, no more being alive for you!
(person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as person 1 is very annoyed)
1 more definition
to pull out of a commitment at the latest possible opportunity, often to the severe detriment of other parties involved.
person 1: “dude, can i have a kidney?”
person 2: “sure”
on operating table:
person 2:”lol jk, no kidney for you”
person 1: “you’re doing a mace! noooo”-dies-
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