Doing a Monty
the act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you p-ss out and have to go straight home.
characteristics of doing a monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
“careful tom, don’t do a monty on us”
“q: what happened to caitlin?”
“a: i don’t know. one second she was fine and then she did a monty”
wobby: “if i end up doing a monty today i will never forgive myself”
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urinating on one or more bouncers. can also encomp-ss urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.
named after the infamous cricketer monty panesar, who, after h-ssling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in brighton.
holy f-ck! kevin’s doing a monty, he’s gonna get us chucked out!
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