Doing a Pelican
doing a pelican/dap (noun): the action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.
frank: “the walk to town today wasn’t too bad, i got at least 7 points doing a pelican.”
james: “fancy a quick dap?”
mark: “sure, i’ve already got one saved in my phone!”
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