‘doing a wilson’
a phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.
when a team is ‘doing a wilson’, the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
losing by more than 100 goals
falling out with each other
executing awful tactics
paul: that was a bad game
josh: our team was ‘doing a wilson’
paul: where did that phrase even originate from?
josh: some idiot captain called sam wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
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