Doing an Adam
doing an adam (alternatively, “going for an adam”) refers to the act of doing a topless sh-t.
a topless sh-t is only “an adam” if you took your clothes off before going for a sh-t. if you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. you must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.
doing a naked sh-t is sometimes called a “full adam”, although a topless sh-t is never called a “half adam”.
the main advantage of doing an adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.
joe: dude, where’s your shirt?
matt: oh, i left it in the toilet.
joe: why did you take it off?
matt: i was doing an adam.
joe: ah, of course.
in reference to nottingham’s biggest snake, adam. he continually calls people out and disowns them around the company of girls, hash-tag hoes before bros. in other words, one who is disloyal or two faced, often putting girls before his best guy friends. adam in the situation is whats known as a snake.
adam: ‘ah mate she doesn’t like you’
john: ‘ok mate’
clarrissa: ‘i think i’m going to get with john’
flirting between clarrissa and john as adam, the snake, looks on enviously, then clarrissa and john get with each other
nathan to john later: ‘oh mate i think he was doing an adam’
looking at br–sts, belonging to a female.
1) oh did you hear about bob?
2) no, what about him?
1) he was doing an adam on katie.
doing an adam is doing something extremely stupid. it started after my friend adam got his foot stuck in a football net and tried to run, but failed and face planted into the floor. and once he tried to save a goal but he threw himself into the net by accident. or that time that he fell over some ice and face planted into someone’s shoe. or, or. ’nuff said.
guy 1: man, is he asking out that chick?
guy 2: yeah, he’s doing an adam.
guy 1: …
doing an adam, to make a really bad excuse up for a lie that had no plot.
1) i’ve got £15k in my bank
2) cool, can i have a look at your bank statement?
1) no … i folded it into a paper aeroplane and it flew to africa and now i don’t know where it is
2) dude, you’re doing an adam
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