Doing an Ashley
1. the act of scr-w-ng something up, to the extent that is absolutely f-cking beyond comprehension.
2. to produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the f-ck out of the place.
named after mike ashley, the rotund owner of newcastle united fc. known universally for making a complete c-ck of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. but obviously not the fans of newcastle. known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of sh-te.
see also “ashley”.
1. guy 1: “in vegas, i bet all my companies -ssets on red and lost. i picked up a hooker and now have the clap. i was arrested and puked on a cop. they found a bag of c-ke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow i’m due in front of the judge.”
guy 2: “you’re f-cked. you’ve been doing an ashley again”
2. “last night i drank a sh-t load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. don’t go in that toilets for a while as i’ve been doing an ashley in there.”
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