tom: hey man, wanna play counter strike?
james: nah man, i’m doing the biology homework at the moment.
@spankybees i hate you, captain c-ntb-m
a person that is addicted to meat. i’m a meatalcoholic because i only eat bacon! i need meat #addict
- Sloppy Austin
a sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef. i had the best chicken sloppy austin for lunch!
when a slag wears wellys to school and it really p-sses you off omg i saw some basic -ss wellyb-tch today
- Are you fucking stupid?
a question asked to a person who has just done the most stupid thing disregarding all forms of common sense and you just can’t f-cking believe it. dude! tell me you did not just bring that weed to work. are you f-cking stupid?! #f-cking #stupid #can’t #believe