doing the crouch


used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance – think peter crouch (england footballer)
1. omg, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i p-ssed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

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