Doing the Dirty Veggies


foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cuc-mbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.
guy 1: dude lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when i was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: really? like what?
guy 1: like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn’t even wash that sh-t.
guy 2: nice!
guy 1: yeah but afterward she smelled like salinas.

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