Doing the Michael
staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a s-x tourist holiday too thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.
antony : is he out tonight? i could do with some booze.
allen : nah he didn’t manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. he’s staying in and doing the michael, again.
named after michael “mikon” hermans, one of patongs most notorius hunters. after a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). he spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
allen : did you pick up last night?
michael : no i slept alone in my clothes, again!
allen : ah, you’re still ‘doing the michael’ every night?
michael : yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
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