doinky

adj. unfit for, weird, out-of-place, innapropriate, silly
wearing a suitcoat with a plaid shirt looks doinky.
to get up on a member of the opposite s-x (usually male to female) on a dancefloor and getting a semi (slight erection)
“bob was getting doinky on that chick last night at the club!”
describing or pertaining to someone or something that is so screwed up that it boggles the mind as to how it can stand its own existence.
d-mn traffic! get out of my way! where’d you learn how to drive!?! i’m never going to make it on time because this traffic is doinky!
it’s that last piece of sh-t that won’t attach from your -ss.
we can also use it towards a person who is always attached to your -ss.
hey doinky!
sh-t, i had a huge doinky this morning!
can be used any way humanly possible. h-llo, goodbye, clothing. human beings, also produces well in raps.
“i’m going to have some doinky.”
“want to doinky later”
“thats doinky as f-ck”
“were smoking a doinky”
“wats up, the names doinky, yous guys wanna go doinky?” “who left there doinky in my car?”
“thats doinky fresh”
“what a doink”
“im leaving, doinky”
a derivation of “doink” used to describe things that are bad, dumb, or just plain doinky.
that movie was so doinky that we left the theater half way through it.
when you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.
did you hear about h? he got doinky and put in the loony bin.