Dokued
when you’ve spent half the day trying to finish a su doku you know you have no chance in h-ll finishing yet you carry on until you have chewed your pen to the state that it will never work again.
“d-mn you’ve been at that d-mn puzzle all day, just admit it man you been dokued”
“screw you man i’ve nearly finished this m-f-“
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