dominican sprinkler system


when your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.
the sun was extremely hot, but i wasn’t concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a “dominican sprinkler system”.

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