DOL
derp out loud
similar to laughing out loud only instead of laughing you derp
usually used over the interwebz
person 1 : steve was telling me a story about how he fell down the stairs the other day, i dol’d
person 2 : derp
acronym for dying of laughter. related to lol.
the story was so funny that i was dol by time he was done.
d-ck on legs
a term used to describe a highly s-xually promiscuous male, or at least an aspiring one thereof.
the male equivalent of a bimbo.
typically found in the company of sk-nky hoes if an acheived dol, while an aspiring one following a group of women who can’t manage to shake him off.
sam: hey look at those two dols over there!
sam gestures at two guys that clearly only posses one neuron between the two of them, but with physically attractive bodies and an unsatiable desire to fornicate, with a small troop of bimbos around them
dying of laughter
something is so funny you laugh your -ss off
i am dol, that was so funny
d-mn our lives
my sister found some kush under my pillow dol
acronym for dog on lap
i have d.o.l. so i can’t get up and answer the phone. works well with my husband.
“drunk out loud” when you are at a bar and some belligerent -ss hat keeps telling everyone at the bar how drunk they are.
she is such a dol b-tch
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