dolan duk
a very popular parody of doland duck. much better, much funnier.
be a duk, dolan duk
a horrible joke based around a cr-ppy ms paint comic about a poorly drawn versions of mickey mouse characters. they involve axe murders, rape, and a whole lot of terrible grammar. the much well known phrase is “gooby plz.”
guy 1:oh god, did you see this ms paint comic, “dolan duk”?
guy 2:yeah its so stupid
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