going towards the ceiling
sooner or later, the sh-ts gonna hit the fan.
person one: “you know jimmy?”
person two: “yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?”
person one: “well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun.”
person two: “that’s going towards the ceiling.”
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