dole scum


(uk slang)a lazy f-cker that refuses to work but claims state handouts instead.
a person who has temporarily escaped wage slavery and is enjoying leisure time and tax refunds during which time they can achieve more useful social and personal goals than cubih-ll, such as writing a book or performing voluntary work.
ed’s just had his redundancy notice, so he’s dole sc-m t minus 28.
an unemployed waster who is workshy.would rather bleat on about how good glasgow rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his fat -rs- and support his b-tch and tribe of kids.
see glasgowsoap dodger
” hey scott ya wee dolesc-m f-cker,stop bein such
a wan kerr and get a life!”
adj. derogatory term:

someone who claims dss benefits whilst sitting on their -sses all day, and watching bad daytime tv, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet… and living off a diet of kebab (see yakult) super-lager and trisha on channel 5.

see : greenock, gippo
1.) son – “haw, maw, i wannae go tae college an become a
pure mad rocket scientist an’ that…
whit dae ye hink maw?

mother – “naw, ya pure maddie… you’re gonnae be
dolesc-m just like yer da!
…get yer -rs- doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee sc-mbag!”

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