doling


the act of a p-ssedoff mother taking ownership of her sons funds and giving it to him in small amounts. mothers use this phrase when their son has been spending their money on fast women and cheap booze for 5 years.
i’m gonna take his bank card and i’ll be “doling” out the money!

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