dollarborne disease


any disease that is usually transmitted via touching paper dollars or coins, and putting those hands in places on your body where they can get in, like a cut or other external cavities. such diseases are the common cold, influenza, or e. coli.
my friend mark’s in the hospital from a dollarborne disease. he was diagnosed with e. coli.

wash your hands after handling money, or you may be liable to contract a dollarborne disease.

dollarborne diseases can spread almost as easily as airborne diseases these days.

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