DOLPHIN TITS
where a ladies nipples are in a downward motion at an almost 30 degree angle. providing ease of t-t -j-c-l-t–n that provides an even sprinkler effect to young offspring. this also comes in handy when your partner’s peforming a well known “t-t w-nk” as the milk sprays in their ball sack providing a moist cushioning to what should be suspected as later intercourse. i hope you’ve enjoyed reading dajhdictionaryofluv.
h: hey j, your t-ts are lookin pretty dolphinised today
j: why thankyou, me and my partner needed a change, he said his b-lls were always aching and dry
and of course my offsrping were hungry.
h: wow i wish i had dolphin t-ts!
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