dolphin trainer
the profession a guy tells a prospective mate or s-xual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage sh-t…
fighter pilot is also suitable stand in!
female – “so what do you do for a living”
guy (who is actually a janitor) – “i’m a dolphin trainer”
female – “awwww that is so sweet”
guy – “yeah just love those little guys”..”wanna come back to my place”
never fails……
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