dolting


the act of not being able to p-ss somebody on a pavement or corridor as both parties simultaneously change direction at the same moment. meaning either or both parties have to decrease speed or come to a stop.
sorry i’m late, i was dolting like three times on the walk in today.
dolting: (verb) a p-ssive form of derping, where the subject is unaware of their own idiotic act or behavior.
i.e., he was dolting along in the left lane at 3 mph under the speed limit.

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