domestic goddess
a female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. she loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. she may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. she doesn’t have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.
husband: “yeah, i know, ever since we were married she’s become quite the domestic goddess.”
friend: “i wish my woman was like that, i’m jealous!”
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home all day and doing a wonderful job of cooking, cleaning and child rearing
(domestic goddess’s are usually milf’s)
q-what are you doing to today?
a-home, sipping a latte & being a domestic goddess
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