Dominie


a young and supple woman with beautiful locks of golden hair. however, when annoyed, her face seems to transform into that of an ogre, this mostly occurs when her brother comes into her field of vision…

she’s also h-lla popular wit da boiizzz, and is constantly receiving love letters from her admirers.

dominie generally has the temperament of a turtle on a particularly grey and bl-stery day.

she is likened to the beauty of the greek g-ddess athene, yet she unfortunately has one flaw, namely a large and weapy ingrown toenail.
ew whats that on your foot? … oh, just a dominie toe .. well, its gross

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