Don Helbig


the most bad-ss coaster enthusiast and pr manager of kings island who rides racer all day long after a great meal of 56 chicken nuggets and ice cream! he also has a hot–ss daughter who is engaged to the infamous, kick-ss, derogatory, kd hater lcg!
let’s pull a don helbig and ride racer all day!

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