Don King

wasting time/promoting ridiculous sh-t
hey chris! what’s shaking? ah nothin i’ll be donking around town today.
the self-proclaimed epitomy of the american dream. small time bookie in cleveland in the 1960s who killed two men in bar fights over gambling debts. later became a boxing promoter who ripped off all his clients. known for his ridiculous hair and playing the race card any chance he gets.
don king will rob you blind if he promotes your fight.
#boxing #killer #sleezeball #race #cleveland
during s-x, the act of having the male -j-c-l-t- onto the female’s pubic hairs and then use his right hand to spike them up, the conclusion to this stunt usually involves the male carrying the female around on his shoulders giving the illusion of him as don king.
“dude me and heather went out last night and had dinner, and then when we got home we sat by the fire and i gave her a don king”
#don king #j-zz #sperm #baseball #-j-c-l-t–n
a don king occurs when the ash buildup on a blunt grows tall. it resembles the hairstyle of boxing promoter don king. the ash is black at the bottom and fades to gray at the tip. a don king lets you know when you really need to ash the blunt.
yo that blunt is starting to don king, you better ash it!
#blunt #weed #chronic #reefer #dro
drinking liquor.

this term was accidentally created early september 2011 as a result of a typo. started spreading slowly through twitter since.

it’s funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn’t.

donking = drinking.
i donked with a group of buddies last week.
i saw you donking with your boyfriend.
you donk too much. donker.
#donk #donker #donked #donktastic #donk&drive
verb. – the act sh-tting in an office trash can while in the office.
bill: where’s phil?

joe: he went to take a sh-t.
bill: isnt the bathroom out of order?
joe: yeah….i think he is donking.
bill & joe (lol)
#p–p #office #trash #can #t-rd #business #sh-tting #act
to instigate a fight between two people, usually for fun or profit.
man, i can’t believe he got alex jones and alex trebeck to fight. he don kinged the sh-t out of that situation!
#instigator #profiteer #manager #sucker #puppetmaster #svengali
dipping your d-ck into a mug of coffee.
”ffs jason stop donking ”
#d-ck #coffee #mug #dip #dipping