Don Knotts


the man who was confused by the ostrich. also, a disney guy.
“why are there so many ostriches? the brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ don knotts on ostriches.
to tie barbed wire around a fat girls throat while you stuff baby clown eggs into her r-ct-m
did you hear that cheeba gave that fat broad a don knotts
f-cker
d-mn, that don knotts is a f-cker.

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