Don Lando


also known as “wesley batson”, he is a member of cool band featuring rob lowe. he was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. in 1998, he was arrested off the alaskan coast for illegal whale hunting. he was released on a $450,000 bail by friend aaron allen. in late 1999, he moved to an abandoned world war ii bunker in central florida. there, he met chris stoney. stoney awed batson with his amazing drum skills. once the three got together, they formed a band known as “cool band”. however, they realized they missed something. vocals. one day, batson and allen were at the local goodwill searching for office chairs when they met rob lowe. lowe’s quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused batson and allen’s interests. lowe signed and thus formed cool band featuring rob lowe.
don lando is wesley batson’s alias.

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