Don Scoop
when a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his s-xual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a bl-wj-b. the driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he c-ms, she lets it run onto her chest. she retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the c-m off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina c-mlada. scrumptious!
yesterday, my girl was thirsty for a pina c-mlada, so i gave her a don scoop.
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