Donato
beast of a person…always has a hot bod, and is always looking to tan and show it off, also is great with the ladies, but tends to screw up everything at the last minute, enjoys spking his hair, and working out, but overall just a guido juice head.
person 1: dude did you see that kid with the designs shaved in the sides of his head?
person 2: yea, he was such a donato…
a person slightly resembling a ninja turtle, who enjoys popping his collar and wearing 1892. in his free time he enjoys drinking jagerbombs, perfecting his blowout and hanging out with f-ckin sk-nks with crabs and stds. he can usually be found with people with the same haircut and also with popped collars.
wow, that kid is such a donato
an overly hairy young male that shows symptoms of autism with no medical proof. also tends to be mistaken as a homeless man. may tend spit on you while talking to you due to an overactive saliva gland. also likes to smack out from the back. when in a physical altercation tends to make its own sound affects orally when striking an object such as booommm!!
they -ssumed michael j. fox had a case of donato, but upon further testing came to the conclusion that he has parkinson’s disease.
ex.: as a young child, nick was dropped on his head by his mother, thus causing him to become a donato.
ex.: mike tyson got his donato on.
ex.: rampage jackson was thought to be clinnically insane but was later proved to have donato syndrom.
ex.: teen wolf was a donato.
ex.: golum from lord of the rings was rumored to be a donato. so was kreacher from harry potter.
a “woman” who could likely be mistaken for the man of a lesbian relationship
what..donatos not a dyk-??? wtf happened there
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