dondle
dondle – noun or verb: — a variant of dond, originally from the guardian’s readers recommend. from the typographically challenged “sedonded,” via the english “seconded.”
“i just dropped in to dondle ode to billie joe by dusty springfield”
v. the act of one male giving his straight, male friend a hand job as a favor.
origin: a portmanteau of dude + fondle
man, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks, how about a dondle?
i’ll go get my dondle mitt.
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